If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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