i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize