69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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