When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize