One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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