What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
She announced her abortion via fbk
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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