Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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