My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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