He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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