The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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