flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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