It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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