I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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