just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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