Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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