I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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