Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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