it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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