i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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