Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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