Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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