I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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