He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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