I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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