so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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