Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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