we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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