I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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