I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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