I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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