have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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