I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I am never drinking with the goths again.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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