Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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