we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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