question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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