she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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