its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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