On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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