i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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