think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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