Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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