I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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