people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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