Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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