Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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