There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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