found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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