Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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