Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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