I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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