hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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