Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I came so hard my ears popped.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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