great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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