I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You're a waste of cheezeits
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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