Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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